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if (coffee) { code(); } else if (matcha) { code(); } else { nap(); } Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt

if (coffee) { code(); } else if (matcha) { code(); } else { nap(); } Unisex Heavy Cotton T-shirt

$25.99
Sale price  $25.99 Regular price 
A soft, dependable tee that speaks the language of developers and caffeine lovers. The clean white shirt features a short, witty code snippet across the chest — a tiny loop of daily routine where coffee and matcha steer the workflow and naps sneak in as fallback. It sits relaxed and unassuming, easy to pair with jeans or a hoodie during hack nights or casual meetups. Wear it to coding sessions, study marathons, or low-key coworking days to signal your rhythm without saying a word.

Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) and ribbed collar for shape retention and cleaner look
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves and neck labels, DTG for main front print to ensure crisp, detailed design
- Tear-away label, shoulder twill tape for comfort and durability; OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- Classic relaxed fit with durable stitching; made in Nicaragua with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat

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